Acting classes to the rescue (again)
Another reason why everyone should take a college level acting class - a good professor will get you to support your breath and breathe using your diaphragm. Which will enable you to walk quickly and talk at the same time. Which will mean I don’t have to mosey behind you listening to why you would totally do this guy. I don’t care. I don’t think I would ever care. And you’re too overweight to wear that hoochie mama midriff.
But I digress…
In other news, the tattoo of Bettie page I said I would get a year ago finally got on my right calf. It’s a fantastic tat, but it’s still healing, so when it doesn’t look like I have the plague I’ll post a pic. I have started taking Japanese lessons, but it’s really slow going since I have all those other pesky things to do like pay the rent and do my civic duty by volunteering. It’ll happen.